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Pretend you were Supergirl. You are super powerful, even more so than Superman. Now as a super-powered teenage girl, what would be the first thing you would do? If you answered “force yourself onto a sexy hunk” then you answered correctly. This is exactly what Supergirl does in Supergirl issue 3 from December of 2005. Supergirl kisses Nightwing …unwillingly.
After Supergirl kissy-rapes Nightwing, his girlfriend Starfire is not too happy. Do I sense I cat-fight? Unfortunately, no. Lex Luthor intervenes and beats Supergirl to a pulp using his oh-so-stylish green super-suit. He does this after shooting Starfire out of the sky. Because beating up girls is what Lex Luthor does.
What’s funny though is that after Supergirl kisses Nightwing so blatantly, I began to think of what other childish stuff I would do if I were Supergirl. The first thing I would do is probably rob a Tiffany jewelery store. Then I would rip the roof off the Hershey factory and fly off with an arm-full of assorted candies. Then after eating the chocolate, I would text (while flying) to a secret crush, and tell him that he wouldn’t know a pretty girl if it hit him in the face….. and then I’d hit him in the face with a traffic sign.
Seriously though, you have to get Supergirl issue 3 (Affiliate Link) from 2005 if you are a fan of either Supergirl or Nightwing. I mean, come on! Supergirl kisses Nightwing! Two attractive people locking lips. Why are you still reading this? Get it now!