Wolverine married Witchblade

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If you think this sounds bizarre, I am with you one hundred percent. I recently picked up Witchblade Wolverine (Affiliate Link) and the first page put a look on my face that you should have seen. There I saw it: Logan kissing Sara Pezzini, bound in marriage. “What the hell is going on? Wolverine married?” is a mild way to describe what I was thinking.

For some reason, both people could not remember who they were, or how they got there, but they were just married. They were puzzled to even see Wolverine’s claws as they slid out of his hand. I felt what was more puzzling was why Sara was wearing a two-piece wedding “dress”. I suppose it provided lots of maneuverability for when the fighting began.

Oh, don’t look so surprised. Did you really think that, just because Wolverine married Witchblade, that the story was going to be sappy? No. We’re talking about two cold-blooded fighters here. So yeah, there is fighting, and violence. There is the obligatory scene of Wolverine cutting off a body part, in this scenario it was a hand.

Let’s face it, a wedding between Wolverine and Witchblade is not exactly what anyone would have expected. It’s like seeing Batman in a Hawaiian shirt, or Superman with a bald head. But hey, stranger things have happened in the comic book world, right? I mean, we’ve seen Marvel and DC crossover more times than we can count, there’s a superhero that can talk to fish, and Deadpool is somehow still around after all these years.

Well, it looks like Logan and Sara are stuck with each other now, for better or for worse. I guess it’s comforting to know that even superheroes can fall victim to shotgun weddings. And who knows, maybe their combined powers will create some kind of bizarre hybrid superhero that can shoot Wolverine claws out of their Witchblade bracelet. But let’s not get too excited, I’m sure there will be plenty of drama to unfold as they navigate their unconventional marriage.

I have always had a soft spot for seeing comic heroes end up happily ever after, and seeing Wolverine married to Sara Pezzini is pretty sweet. They are two characters that are hard to hate, so it is a marriage made in heaven. Take a look at it if you have the chance.