Ever read All-Star Batman and Robin, The Boy Wonder? If you had, you would know that Batman is a man whore. You would also know that Batman is a jerk. Batman is such a jerk that he intends Robin to eat rats as part of his emotional training or something.
If you were a little American kid that just had his parents killed, what would you crave the most? That’s right: little Robin loves burgers and fries. We know this for a fact because Batman’s butler, Alfred, decided that a bacon cheeseburger would provide better nutrition that a rat would. Batman flips out and man-handles Alfred, and Alfred pretty much tells him to go eff himself.
Robin loves burgers and fries. Would would have thought? I would have thought that a circus performer would like cotton candy, or ten-dollar hotdogs that come all dried out and wrapped in a piece of tin foil. Perhaps Robin could have doubled as a side-show freak and could have been eating rats. Batman would have been right!
If you loves burgers and other American stereotypes, be sure to read All-Star Batman and Robin, The Boy Wonder. Not just because Robin loves burgers and fries, but also because Batman is a grade-A certified jerk that gets off by making little kids eat rats for dinner. Perhaps I misinterpreted the message of this story? Leave a comment below and set me straight.